ATLANTA, GA , October 12, 2010 –
In a stealth move no professional pol saw coming, the camps of Hillary Clinton and Sarah Palin have come together to announce the first all women’s ticket to run for the White House and the offices of President and Vice President of the United States of America.
The announcement came as a shock, stunning Washington insiders of every political stripe. When told, many were simply dumb founded and speechless.
The sounds of people fainting and hitting floor along with numerous heads exploding and ricocheting can only be described as deafening.
In secrecy reminiscent of our planned attack on Normandy, France during WWII, both political camps have been quietly moving forward in their efforts to run in a manner that is sure to change the face of politics in this country for decades to come.
Only a handful of people, including First Husbands Bill Clinton and Todd Palin, knew of this historic political alliance between Hillary and Sarah.
The delicate work of integrating both political camps has already begun. Former press secretary to President Bill Clinton, Dee Dee Meyers, along with many other Progressives who supported Barack Obama in ’08 instead of Hillary, will definitely not be part of this historic run for the White House!
Saving the biggest political surprise for last, Hillary Clinton announced that the Clinton/Palin ticket will run as independents. They will not be affiliated with either the Democratic or Republican parties.
While both women have staked out different positions on a myriad of issues, they share a commonality of purpose for this country. Both are determined to demolish the so-called glass ceiling which has prevented women from holding the highest office in this country.
They also expressed their eagerness to help the U.S. get its people back to work, to reduce the deficit, and to see the useless schmuck currently in the White House is kicked out of office.
When asked to comment on what he thought President Obama is likely to think about facing a Clinton/Palin ticket, former President Bill Clinton winked and said, “Pay back’s a bitch!”